Kelly and Ike~ Friends

Kelly: "Ike! You look so cool!"

Ike: "Are you sure Kelly?"

Kelly: "Of course I am sure Ike!" "What kind of a person do you think I am? You look awesome!"

Ike: "Well Kelly, You do have a job, and a house and a car.... What was I thinking? Of course I can trust you! Thanks Kelly! You are a good friend."

Kelly: "Oh Ike! You're Welcome!"

Solving a Problem... Idiot or Genius???

Genius or Idiot? You decide...

Many of us have experienced the problem of losing our drink at a party. I know that I have done it on several occasions. This can cause problems for the host, because it adds to the mess in the morning. Most people that host a party, hate dumping out smelly beer cans and half consumed drinks the next morning. I don't know from personal experience, but have heard that some hosts are hung over in the morning, and it is the smell that really bothers them.
It appears that Kelly found a way to keep track of her drink for the evening. This is a Colt 45 bottle, and as you can see- it is duct taped to her hand. She even drove like this. Don't worry, it was before she finished the drink. Meggan had to help her shift and steer. What a good friend.

The Man in Florida

I travelled to Anna Maria Island with Kelly this year. She spent a lot of time hanging out with Vito, and drinking some sort of tropical drink, which I can only assume contained alcohol. This is a photo of the man she followed down the beach just before sunset. She thought he was so hot, and also stated that she was suprised at how fast he could walk. She did finally catch him. He came to dinner with us that night. Things did not work out. I am not sure if it was due to the fact that Kelly sobered up, or because the man had to be taken away by ambulance. If you look next to Kelly's fireplace, she has his walking stick. I am not sure if they still keep in touch.

Trying to report her to the authorities

This is me. It was a lovely summer day. My husband, son and I went to Main Street to watch a parade. I spotted a disturbing thing....

Kelly, at the parade! Guess what? She was not wearing any pants!!!

I snuck across the street, and attempted to call the authorities. This photo was taken as I was waiting for the operator to take the report. Do you see the phone in my hand? I was a little afraid. The photograph does not capture how much I was shaking. Kelly caught me! She took my phone, threw it on the sidewalk and stomped on it. She told me that this was her town and I should be careful.

I did not have a very good time at the parade after that. Kelly told me if I mentioned the incident to anyone, I would be sorry!

The strangest thing was that so many people were there, and no one else seemed to notice or react to the fact that Kelly was not wearing any pants.

No Pants

Kelly really does have a problem!
Now that I have started exploring pictures, and my memories- I cannot believe how many times she has gone out without any pants!

She is hiding in the back of this picture because, once again... No Pants!

She danced later, but ran and hid in the porto pottie when we tried to capture her image...

Do you have any pictures of Kelly out on the town with no pants? Send them in!

Missing Facts

Kelly told you all about when she hit a deer on Route 3....

I think she left out a few facts. This photo was taken just prior to the crash.

Once Again...

Kelly is hiding behind the other girls in this picture because she is not wearing any pants!

See Kelly?

The reason that Kelly is hiding behind all of the other girls in this picture is because she is naked!

Why?

This is my Mother. Once Kelly tried to follow her in the bathroom and look at her breasts.

What an idiot!

Idiot~

This is Kelly. She was with MY friend Stacey. Kelly tried to steal my friend Stacey. She also tried to touch her breast. She did not succeed on either front.

What an Idiot!

No One Cares About Kelly's Blog!

Now that this blog exists... No one has to read Kelly's blog anymore~

Notice the shirts we wore to Kelly's party...

No One Cares About Your Blog!

Kelly and her breasts

Kelly always tries to make her boobs look bigger than anyone else~~~

Coersion

Kelly sometimes tricks people into joining in on her idiocy. This particular photos shows her, Josh and Meggan-

Josh and Meggan thought they were going out for a Saint Patrick's drink. Little did they know, they were being photographed for the cover a newpaper insert.

Not only does Kelly look like an idiot, but she tricks others into looking like idiots along with her. It is important when spending time with Kelly to pay attention to what you are doing.....

Kelly the artist

This is a picture Kelly drew one night... We told her to write down the most important facts about her dream man! This is what she drew...

Kelly Is an Idiot

KELLY....

Kelly makes me laugh... but sometimes she makes me mad. I have grown tired of bad photos of myself and others on her blog. I have finally had it- due to the fact that Kelly posted a posed picture of me on a bar- and said that I was actually passed out on the bar.... I am an adult, a Mother, A Wife, and yes, sometimes I like to have fun... but to insinuate that I would pass out on a bar, too much.

We have all joked about making up a blog about Kelly and her idiocy, well- the time has come- it really exists! Everyone join in- document strange things anytime you see Kelly doing them! Take Pictures! Send stories....

Happy Posting!