Mixology

This is Kelly's shirt. I can prove this shirt belongs to Kelly, because I bought it for her birthday. This is Meggan, mixing up drinks for one of Kelly's parties. Meggan used to have the same shirt. I guess they were making sure that they would find at least one party guest attractive.

They put 3 gallon jugs of vodka in that 5 gallon container. And then, Kelly wonders why~

1. She starts her party out with 75 martini glasses, but by midnight, there is at least one broken every 4 minutes.

2.Everyone dances at Kelly's parties..

Do she and Meggan really think it is due to their "amazing play list"?

3. At 10 pm, everyone at Kelly's party cannot believe how young, hot and fabulous Everyone is!

4. All guests at Kelly's parties think they CAN dance.
5. She can never identify everyone that is sleeping on her floor the next morning.

6. She gave her cousin her phone number?!!

7. She wrote a poem about how much she loves Josh on her very own bathroom wall, with a sharpie.

8. Her underwear are in the backseat of her car, and her car is at the Legion.

9. She throws parties..